Not Enough Sage Tee

Let’s be real—some days require more than deep breaths and herbal tea. For the chaos you can’t smudge away, slip into this tee and let the world know: your energy is sacred and your patience is on backorder. 🧹💀✨

Featuring a flaming sage bundle clutched by a sassy skeleton hand (because you're spiritually dead inside—but cute), surrounded by moody florals and cosmic vibes. Printed on soft, high-quality cotton that feels like a hug from your higher self.

Perfect for:
🔮 Full moon meltdowns
🖤 Surviving Mercury retrograde
☕ Avoiding small talk at all costs

✨ Warning: May cause spontaneous boundary setting and main character energy.

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